derek yelling “I WAS EXONERATED” every time he hears stiles singing britney spears’ criminal around the house
stiles playing the beginning of “smooth criminal” every time derek swings through the window
"AS HE CAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW, IT WAS THE SOUND OF A CRESCENDO"
i could go into the kitchen and make soup right now. i could chop up a whole onion and put it in there and nobody could stop me. i could put cereal in it. i could dump the whole bowl onto the floor and roll around in it naked while barbie girl plays and then order ten of those 7 foot long gummy snakes online and nobody could do a goddamned thing. being an adult is terrifying
this is too much power for one person to have
Peter and Derek Chained in the Trailer and also apparently 3.13!
If this is Gerard of someone out for Derek’s blood I’m gonna riot, Derek has suffered ENOUGH!
Yeah, sorry, but you know what I’m over? Derek being tortured. I’m as big a fan of Derek with his shirt off as the next girl who’s into shirtless dudes, but if we could maybe find a way to do it that stops stripping him of his bodily autonomy and heaping on more trauma that’s never actually going to be dealt with, that would be great, thanks.
Not only does Derek sound calm and put together and even a little wise, he’s also wearing light colors! So Derek goes off and his life gets better and everyone else’s gets worse. What a role reversal.
After seeing that trailer, the one thing I can say with confidence is that there is not enough chocolate in the world to get me through 3b without becoming an emotional wreck.